Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Michael Phelps Makes Use Of HIs Above Average Ability To Hold His Breath...Except


.....He Wasn't Doing It Under Water


Michael Phelps could face charges for pot picture


Michael, Dude - let me give you the same advice that I gave earlier to crack head - Amy Winehouse and Thug Wrapper Lil Wayne:

When you do your drugs as a celebrity:

  • Make sure that there is no photographic equipment around
  • Don't have smoke coming out of your tour bus that is not from engine exhaust or engine oil burning

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